Subbuteo Retro Humour Birthday Card. The table football game â€œSubbuteoâ€ that had been a family favourite since 1929. This card range puts aÂ comical twist on the classic game, with image of miniature football player character and fun captions. ThisÂ card reads "Like most blokes he knew there were more important things in life than footballâ€¦he just had no idea what they could be". Inside there is also lots of space to write your own personal message and reads â€œHappy Birthdayâ€. Order your Official Subbuteo Retro Humour Birthday Card today available with delivery.Â Also available worldwide delivery. Order before 2pm Monday to Friday for same day dispatch.