Only Fools and Horses 30th Birthday Card The BBC cult classic TV series first broadcast in 1981 and has had a massive impact on English culture. Contributing words and phrases to the English language Cushty, Lovely Jubbly, You plonker, This time next year we'll be millionaires! The message on the card says "30 Today... Triffic ... Happy 30th Birthday You Plonker!" There is alos lots of space to write your own personal message.